Someone sent me this by email, and it is all so true, and fits so well on this page that I have copied it.  Thanks to who ever originated it and that to my friend for sending it to me.   It makes me laugh every time I read it.

Why  .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the  way to the back of the store to get their  prescriptions while healthy people can buy  cigarettes at the front  

Why  .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large  fries, and a diet  coke 

Why  ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain  the pens to the counters

Why  ......do we leave cars worth thousands of  dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk  in the garage.

Why  . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with  Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER

Why  the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our  skin ?  

Why  women can't put on mascara with their mouth  closed?

Why  don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins  Lottery'?

Why  is 'abbreviated' such a long word?  

Why  is it that doctors call what they do  'practice'?  

Why is  lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and  dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?  

Why  is the man who invests all your money called a  broker?

Why  is the time of day with the slowest traffic  called rush hour?

Why  isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?  

Why  didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?  

Why  do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?  

You  know that indestructible black box that is used  on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole  plane out of that stuff?!

Why  don't sheep shrink when it rains?  

Why  are they called apartments when they are all  stuck together?  

If  flying is so safe, why do they call the airport  the terminal?

Why?  Good question.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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